Non Sequitor: Emails

What Came In The Mail Today

> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
> Sunglasses on and point
> >>>hair dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow
> Down.
> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
> Your Voice.
> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask
> If They Want Fries
> >>>with that.
> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
> "In."
> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
> Everyone has Gotten
> >>>over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to
> Espresso.
> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For
> Smuggling
> >>>Diamonds"
> 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance
> With The Prophecy."
> 8. Don't use any punctuation
> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
> 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat
> with a serious face.
> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To
> Go."
> 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems
> Don't Rhyme
> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
> Play tropical
> >>> sounds all day.
> 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You
> Can't Attend Their
> >>> Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
> 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
> Wrestling Name, Rock
> >>> Bottom.
> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I
> Won!, I Won!"
> 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
> Parking lot,
> >>> Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The
> Economy, We Are Going
> >>> To Have To Let One Of You Go."
> 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
> Insanity.......
> Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
> Its Called therapy.
>