Non Sequitor: Cow Villain

Interesting conversation tonight:

[19:27] sceresian: reaching perfect normality now, are we?
[19:27] Unsticky Caps: No.
[19:27] Unsticky Caps: Achieving maximum doom levels.
[19:27] sceresian: huh
[19:27] sceresian: there're minimal doom levels?
[19:27] Unsticky Caps: Yeah.
[19:27] sceresian: how many ways can a person be doomed?
[19:27] Unsticky Caps: As school ends.
[19:27] Unsticky Caps: XD.
[19:28] Unsticky Caps: A little bit, or a lot.
[19:28] sceresian: nevermind
[19:28] sceresian: nevermind
[19:28] Unsticky Caps: And everything in between.
[19:28] Unsticky Caps: XD
[19:28] sceresian: I realized
[19:28] sceresian: what I just said
[19:28] sceresian: besides I'm taking a class on the history of the end of the world
[19:28] Unsticky Caps: ^_^
[19:28] sceresian: and yeah
[19:28] Unsticky Caps: O-o
[19:28] sceresian: doom comes
[19:28] sceresian: in all forms
[19:28] Unsticky Caps: The history of the end of the world?
[19:28] Unsticky Caps: W00t.
[19:28] Unsticky Caps: Any rains of frogs yet?
[19:28] sceresian: no, we just have people being torn from limb to limb and having their houses razed to the ground
[19:29] sceresian: oh and God's planning to burn up the world one day
[19:29] sceresian: just so you know
[19:29] Unsticky Caps: Oh.
[19:29] Unsticky Caps: Well...
[19:29] sceresian: since I thought you liked the burning thing
[19:29] Unsticky Caps: I'll get there first.
...

And then, the greatest line:

[19:54] Unsticky Caps: You're safe still.
[19:54] Unsticky Caps: Moo ha ha ha ha.

Lo and behold, it's Darth Bovine!