A little bit of humor

Sometimes I honestly do believe that people, in general, are beyond me.

My mother rinses off the shovel after I dig in the yard. It's a SHOVEL. You dig with it. It will get dirt on it. Yet she rinses it off each time, even after I tell her that I'll probably be using it again the next day. She also put the plants on polystyrene plates, which she put on newspaper, to keep the floor clean. Sometimes think my choice in plants might not be such a good idea after all since plants tend to need dirt and dirt is...well...dirty.

List of eye color on the N-400 USA Naturalization Form (I kid you not):

Brown, Blue, Green, Hazel, Gray, Black, Pink, Maroon, Other

Has anyone ever seen MAROON colored eyes? Is it me or does that seem a bit...creepy?

Then of course, there's always Mr. President's increase of interest in Iran. Hello?