Monster on wheels

You know what is strange? Energizing jelly beans. Or "Sport Beans" as the Jelly Belly company calls them. They're supposedly stuffed with carbs, electrolytes, vitamins B and C. They taste a lot like Gatorade on steroids and after eating four beans I already am starting to feel dehydrated. Maybe something to do with getting all that electrolyte without the water that usually comes along with them?

Vacuumed the hallway and my room this morning and sent the cats fleeing from the roaring navy monster with a long extensible black tail. The hallway is currently cat-litter free and not crunchy - a state which I expect will not last very long. More house cleaning will commence next week and maybe I'll keep a notebook account of it - you know, like the great explorers of old when they set off towards uncharted territories?

I can see it now:

10:21am, Jul 8th
Weather: Cats on the horizon with the temperature approaching the nineties, but otherwise fair.

Found mysterious bottle in the middle cabinet in the Kitchen at North 35 degrees west. May have been a container for juice at one time, currently a thriving city of microbes. Will dispatch once extra paper towels and disinfectant wipes are found. Attacked by tuber ware but won the minor skirmish with no casualties and no injuries save for a minor bruise. Continued to proceed westward.

Maybe I should just stick to my Greek alphabets.