PI mock-chased a post-doc down the lab bay with a freezer today. Admittedly it was a small lab freezer that he was shoving in after defrosting, but STILL. Then overheard him instructing the undergrads not to pipet violently. HOW do you pipet violently? I wondered, then decided that I didn't really want to know.

Random man with a white hair that's all shaved off except for a rectangle in the center of his head, wrapped in a brightly colored plaid blanket, was preaching about repenting and how God is the "Revealer of Secrets" (you can just hear the capitalization) on the bus today. The preaching isn't new -- we've had quite a few of those over the years on this particular route, but the hair & blanket combination is. I just can't take him seriously when he's wrapped up in a plaid blanket like the world's preachiest over-sized burrito, you know?