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Which do you think is the weirder fruit: the durian or the cherimoya?
(I mean, I wouldn't know what to do with either one of them, to be honest, but spiky vs. armor-plate?)

[Edit 12:52]
Okay I really need to sharpen my knife. My parents are the ones who have the whetstone and the honing tool -- whatever you call that thing. Anyone know of a chain store name where I might be able to find these things? I couldn't find it in any of the stores I've looked in so far.